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“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.”
-George Graham Vest

“We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.”
-George Eliot

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
-Josh Billings

“There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.”
-Konrad Z. Lorenz

“For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable measure of love that we call a dog.”
-Roger Caras

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
- Andrew A. Rooney

“A dog is not ‘almost human,’ and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.”
- John Holmes

“A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.”
-Charles Doran

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
-Ann Landers

“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
-Robert A. Heinlein

“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.”
-Dereke Bruce

“Who kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell.”
-Will Judy

“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
-Charles de Gaulle

“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, filling an emptiness we don’t even know we have.”
-Thom Jones

“When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they’re not people.”
-Julia Glass

“A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.”
-Bob Barker

“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.”
-M.Facklam

“In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.”
- Maurice Maeterlinck

“Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you’re never friendless ever, if you have a dog.”
-Douglas Mallock

“Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
- Mark Twain

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”
- James Thurber

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
-Will Rogers

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
-Phil Pastoret

“If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”
-Will Rogers

“A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.”
-Helen Thomson

“Men cannot think like dogs.... [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead.”
-Corey Ford

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”
- Samuel Butler

“Talking to dogs is one of the few acts of faith still made nowadays.”
-Paul Jennings

“I’d be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness.”
-Thomas McGuane

“One of the happiest sights in the world comes when a lost dog is reunited with a master he loves. You just haven’t seen joy till you have seen that.”
-Eldon Roark

“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.”
-Joe Gores

“I have sometimes thought of the final cause of dogs having such short lives and I am quite satisfied it is in compassion to the human race; for if we suffer so much in losing a dog after an acquaintance of ten or twelve years, what would it be if they were to live double that time?”
-Sir Walter Scott

“My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.”
-Anonymous

“Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.”
-Will Stanton

“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
-Abraham Lincoln

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
- Woodrow Wilson

“The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.”
-Stanley Coren

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies.”
-Gene Hill

“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”
-Louis Sabin